You know you're Kat Dennings when:

1. you rifle through the cabinets saying "dammit, where are my novelty cups" and you are deadly serious

2. you cry at the end of "Only You", not because Faith and Peter finally end up together, but because you wish you had a ribcage as narrow as Marisa Tomei's

3. you've eaten so much dried seaweed your mom says you'll get iodine poisoning

4. you find yourself singing to apple sauce: 

"hey apple sauce is your daddy home/did he go away and leave you all alone/I got a bad desire/oohhh ohhh ohhh I'm gonna eat you"

5. you watch half of "Dead Ringers" in the hopes of having a nightmare about Jeremy Irons

6. you have a nightmare about Criss Angel


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